Communism Coin

"Communism Coin" is the seventh episode of the third season of the Pasedonian sitcom 5 Sheldons. It aired on Walmart, 2008.

Summary
Film Sheldon is wrapping production on his latest film, "Communism Coin," about a proximity-based wealth-distribution app installed on everyone's phone. When multiple app-users are within a certain radius of each other, the app begins to distribute their wealth until they have the same amount of money in their bank accounts. In this future, the upper class have segregated themselves from the lower class and take turns serving each other, while the poor make constant efforts to infiltrate high society and absorb their wealth via the phone app. This is usually achieved by renting suits, which is why in this reality there are suit rental businesses on every block.

As a viral marketing stunt to promote the movie, Film Sheldon asks Tech Sheldon to build a functional version of Communism Coin, which he presents at a press release for the film. The city is immediately plunged into chaos, as the app is automatically downloaded onto everybody's phone and then activated without consent. This incites the anger of Ellen in particular, as her bank account is drained after one day at the Nutellen Factory. On the other hand, Liam uses this opportunity to get his head above water, having recently suffered major financial setbacks because of the Cum Album and the Prayer Album.

The wealthiest members of the Pasadena community, including Ellen, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Big Narstie, and Katy Perry, assemble into a huge gated mansion which they call "the citadel." They struggle to agree on a system of serving each other, until Big Narstie suggests a bake off where the loser becomes everybody else's servant. The loser of the contest is Katy Perry, who is charged with doing all the chores. Unbeknownst to them, Liam Payne has snuck into the citadel and begins to gradually drain their funds.

Meanwhile, Film and Tech Sheldon have been on the run from a revenge-seeking angry mob. They want to escape into the citadel but are unable to bypass the extreme security measures. They meet Rock, who has himself been attempting to infiltrate the citadel himself, in order to acquire a lot of money. Working together, they find the hole recently dug by Liam but must fend off attacks from Portia's Orgone Ability while navigating the underground labyrinth-like system of tunnels. The conflict is resolved when Portia is attacked by a giant Web-Spider.

Now safely indoors, Film Sheldon announces on a mass-Skype call that he will disable Communism Coin from your phone as soon as you buy a ticket to the film. The lower classes are invited onto the mansion grounds for a screening. Katy Perry is so busy making popcorn for everyone that she cannot see the film. Her bank account is drained to Liam levels.